Me: I'll shit on your carpet.
Stephen: I'll stab you in the fucking eye!
Me: Well wouldn't that be the best christmas present ever?!
boss-cupcake-kid asked: I'm bored and haven't posted here in a while and hi. That is all<3 oh wait, you're weird(:
the more I turn my face from the crowd, the more I feel my backs’...
God is a gift I never want to be given, never wrapped up, never hand delivered.
Sitting in a car, drivers seat, keys in the ignition, parked on the shoulder of a road next to a cliff. I feel calm, but my heart is racing. I slowly turn the ignition. My friend has already got out of her car and is walking towards the view. I really wish she hadn’t tagged along.. Fuck it. I turn the key in the ignition, put the car in drive, step off the break and start pulling off into...
That awkward moment when you're yelling at someone...
xcorefinesse: the world is so much more beautiful when you break free from the desolate constraints of reality and realize that nothing is actually real. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nihilism
What the fuck.
Whenever I like a popular song, I search for it on youtube and see countless remixes, electronica, dubstep, crunkcore, acoustic covers, hardcore covers. Has it really got to the point with our culture that all we can fucking do creatively is remake other peoples stuff? I mean, I have made covers of other peoples stuff, I’ve done electronica and acoustic covers of hardcore songs, but...
In reference to your last reblog,
Obviously, it doesn’t really bother me when you say such things. Sooo, shush<3 Oh, and I’m definitely not abusive, and don’t intend on hitting you lots next time i see you, kthxbye(:
I want to be the girl who he thinks is the cutest....
yourekidding: 687 reblogs, and I give my boyfriend shit for calling me cute xD Oh, I’m sorry about that whole, calling you cute thing.
Is cleaning restrooms for four hours tonight? Goddamnit.
I hate where my mind goes when I let it wander.
Voicemail from fourth of july. Lawlz.
Well my day just got a bit better.
You wrote your name on your dick with the snow.– Preston Tabor
boss-cupcake-kid asked: You really shouldn't make fun of me, it's not nice :P cause, I would NEVER make fun of you xD
boss-cupcake-kid asked: You're a weirdo<3
Aloe Juice, you make everything so great.
If home is where the heart is, why do I feel so detached right now? “I can remember Mother tellin me “Home is where the heart is”, but my heart has long been black.” - Dallas Taylor
is absolutely unbelievable.
And the wealth of our nations, fed on angel blood. And our cities shot with...– Efrim Menuck
Day One: Ten things you’d like to say to ten people 1. I dig it. 2. I already miss last weekend, and you. 3. I love you, and I hate the fact that this didn’t go through. No 3 AM walmart trips for us. 4. The cake is a lie. 5. I miss you. 6. I thought that was a mirror that shaved for you. 7. You’re a bitch. 8. Its kind of ironic how much you talked to me about being appropriate...
You ever just feel so weighed down by the things...
I’m starting to get really pissed.
This was probably the best weekend I’ve had in a really long time.