nudepeaceplease: stay-purple: Don’t fuckin move cause everything you thought you had will go to shit. And we’ve got a lot. Don’t you dare forget that.
parrotcakes: IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD Driving would become a whole new experience and I’d be so pretty.
ethaney: azaleadalen: “You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince them to join you in some nameless, shapeless Platonic complication — forever. Convince an adult stranger that you are worth a healthy slice of their limited time and energy without the prize of sex or romance.” -Laura Jayne Martin FOR REAL.
ejacutastic: carry-on-wayward-assbutt: the people who write the skittles statuses are high as fuck “put these guys on acid and give them admin access to our facebook”
wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet: littleselfia: est-offensa-et-mirari: deppsydoodle: deppsydoodle: why is peter pan always flying? he neverlands I love this joke because it never grows old Unlike Wendy
You’re my soulmate. If I can’t fart in front of you, then who can I fart in...– Tj (via theyallfloat)