May 2013
16 posts
nudepeaceplease:
stay-purple:
Don’t fuckin move cause everything you thought you had will go to shit.
And we’ve got a lot. Don’t you dare forget that.
parrotcakes:
IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD
Driving would become a whole new experience and I’d be so pretty.
ethaney:
azaleadalen:
“You think relationships are difficult? Try friendships. Try courting someone in order to convince them to join you in some nameless, shapeless Platonic complication — forever. Convince an adult stranger that you are worth a healthy slice of their limited time and energy without the prize of sex or romance.”
-Laura Jayne Martin
FOR REAL.
April 2013
3 posts
March 2013
10 posts
ejacutastic:
carry-on-wayward-assbutt:
the people who write the skittles statuses are high as fuck
“put these guys on acid and give them admin access to our facebook”
February 2013
13 posts
wildbeardedbrownmanontheinternet:
littleselfia:
est-offensa-et-mirari:
deppsydoodle:
deppsydoodle:
why is peter pan always flying?
he neverlands
I love this joke because it never grows old
Unlike Wendy
“You’re my soulmate. If I can’t fart in front of you, then who can I fart in...”
– Tj (via theyallfloat)
January 2013
54 posts
